ROAD: You are doomed!!!

ROAD.

There's a road in front of my house(who's house doesn't have a road in front).There's a road in front of the hospital where i was borned(which hospital doesn't have a road in front). My life is doomed!

I cannot remember directions and I'm seriously a TRAFFIC IDIOT.

CARRY BY MOM IN THE CAR

When I was 8,

(piano class ends)

*stop because of red light*

We were chatting until my mom says:"Why is the car behind drive so fast?"We were about to turn to see and *POOOOMMMM!!!*

A taxi bang into our car(aunt's car actually).So my mom drive to the side to let others pass through but the driver just drove away.

BIKE

When i was 10,

(class ends)

*everyone was rushing home*

The bicycle shed was behind the canteen and near the paddy field and there's a little asphalt road laying there silently to withstand the heavy traffic.

I was one of them..trying to chase after my sister who was rushing home for her favorite tv show.Everything was so smooth until I was about to turn left.Oh shit!!my brake just somehow out of order.And there I went.Into the green and brown river water.Yes.Together with my bike.

Meanwhile,my whole body was full of cute little waterweeds and algae and a stool-smell odour. Most importantly..ppl saw bloody hands coming out from the river before at late nights.People stop by to see me.And i was sent home by a teacher which I don't really like.

WALK

When I was 13,

(class ends..again)

*everyone was rushing home again*

I walked from the school,heading towards my mom's car which is on the other side of the road.

I turn left,turn right and turn left again.*I saw a motocylce coming from far far away*So i quickly cross to the opposite side and then enjoy my journey.

*POMM!!!*yes..The rider didn't even hon me or anything and bang on me from the back.I fall down and within a second,quickly stood up and ran into the car(hello???there's lots of ppl there ok?of coz have to ciao as soon as i can)

I sat in the car..quietly..watching my mom and brother talking.Suddenly,a teacher knocked my mom's side window and asked whether I'm ok.

CARRY BY BROTHER ON THE BIKE

When I was 16,

(taekwondo lesson ends)

*everyone was rushing home*

My brother was carrying me on his bike and we decided to go home using the road beside the paddy field because the traffic on the other road was jam as there's a function being held.

We stopped by the T-junction and turn left,turn right and turn left.We saw a motobike coming far far away from the right. We turned left because he was really far far away.In the next second,I see the motobike speed towards me.I couldn't do anything but asked my brother to cycle faster.

*Eeeee...POOM!*

I was knocked by the side and I can feel a severe pain on my right waist.The malay driver fall from the motobike and stood up quickly.

"SIAPA SALAH??!!SIAPA SALAH??!!HAR..SIAPA SALAH??!!"

My brother wanted to argue with him but I stopped him.People stopped by to see.Then my tuition teacher came and help us.

"Report to the police or pay him?"

And we ended up paying him.

CAR

Today,when I am 17,

I was driving happily on the road as I just get my P license,sending my brother to the stationary shop. My friend called and wanted to meet me outside my house. So I drive back happily.Everything was sound and smooth and I parked nicely in between the other 2 cars.

"Ok.Can stop now."says my brother.

So I stepped on the "brake" which is actually the speed gear(dunno what you call it).And there it goes...towards the generator.The poor car lose it's right high light.

Well,what do you think?I'm doomed.You probably won't believe I once participate in the traffic competition(I don't think you know what's that..but there's really a competition like this)and we got the first place.